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I Eat Sluts For Dinner

I would like a slut, medium-well, with a side-order of whore.


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lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go







adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”

this whole article is gold




dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000







ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”





Harry Potter Inspired Illustrations

A series of “artifacts” from the wizarding world (and extremely fun commission!).

"Harry Potter Artifacts; Books 1-7," ink and watercolor, 2013.


greetings:

me trying to flirt with a nerd






ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet






prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN



swagnationmagnification:

pawnee6b:

my dad doesn’t just say “panic at the disco” my dad YELLS “PANIC!!!” then waits a few seconds and quietly adds “…at the disco” and I appreciate his dedication to punctuation

This is me